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CROP TOPS ARE BACK

FREE CROPDUSTER INCLUDED WITH EVERY PURCHASE

Polish your podium for a clean runway to greatness.

The crop manifesto

We are the liberators of the cotton-threaded anchor of the abdomen, a straitjacket oppressing boundless potential. 

The time has come to unleash the Umbilicus and Reclaim your Greatness, oh Beacons of the Belly.   

Because No Gut, No Glory.

UNBOX GREATNESS & EAT THE COMPETITION FOR BREAKFAST

First edition thread treasure chest.

CAPES 4 KIDDOZ

Every day, kids across the country are fighting the good fight, battling unfair & difficult diagnoses.  Your crop, specifically that unwanted, unnecessary midriff, is transformed into superhero capes for little warriors across local Children’s Hospitals. The capes can be worn proudly where families & friends can write messages of encouragement & love across the threads.

Not all heroes wear capes, but they damn well should.

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